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Day: October 21, 2016

The Outside World

Angry Facebook User Single-handedly Swings Election in Hillary’s Favour

October 21, 2016 Andrew

CROOKSTON, MN Local Facebook user Elvin Peterson, 22, is proud to discover that the profanity-laden angry rant against Donald Trump that he posted at three in the morning last night after a long hard day […]

Mennonite Life

Renowned Mennonite Scholar Unable To Locate Car In Parking Lot

October 21, 2016 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA World-renowned expert on the Anabaptist exegesis of the synoptic Gospels, Dr. Dirk W. Thiessen, is always able to find minute errors in the works cited pages of undergraduate papers, but was unable to locate […]

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