The Daily Bonnet
  • Quizzes
  • Mennonite Life
  • Food and Drink
  • Church
  • The Outside World
  • About the Daily Bonnet

Month: October 2016

Church

Area Couple Hands Out Gospel Tracts to Trick-or-Treaters

October 31, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Never wanting to miss an opportunity to spread the Good News, local couple Marvin and Brenda Brandt of Steinbach decided they would shatter the hopes and dreams of every young child who came to their […]

The Outside World

Road Construction Complete Just in Time for Blizzard Season

October 31, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After a summer and fall of road work on every single street in town, where traffic had ground to a halt, many of Steinbach’s roads have finally reopened just in time for the […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Lady Accused of Hoarding Prized Hutterite Chickens

October 30, 2016 Andrew

LINDEN, AB Local home cook Mrs. Margaret Martens of Linden arrived early in the morning the day after butchering day to buy up as many chickens as she could from the area Hutterite colony. Martens […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Woman Hires CNN to ‘Fact-Check’ Her Husband

October 30, 2016 Andrew

ANAHEIM, CA Tired of “his constant BS,” local Mennonite woman, Mary Penner, 75, of Anaheim, decided to submit her husband Pete to a CNN Reality Check. “I just wasn’t sure that what he was telling […]

Food and Drink

Mennonite Grandma Arrested for Force-Feeding Unsuspecting Grandson

October 29, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Mennonite grandmother Betsy Petkau, 63, was arrested this week after using her charm and persistence to convince her twenty-year-old grandson Jeff to eat an entire roast chicken and two gallons of potato salad. […]

Posts navigation

1 2 … 8 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Mannanite News Yet!

  • Mennonite Man Sucks Down Fifty Sugar Cubes During Funeral Reception
    June 2, 2019
  • Mennonite Man Translates Low German Joke for Englishers, No One Laughs
    March 26, 2019
  • Grandma Sure is a Stickler on Scrabble Rules
    September 30, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Walks Around in ‘Thongs’ All Summer
    June 27, 2019
  • Saskatchewan Butcher Claims His Farmer Sausage is Just as Good as Anything they Make in Manitoba
    March 13, 2021
October 2016
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Sep   Nov »

 
YOUR TRUSTED SOURCE FOR MENNONITE SATIRE

Copyright © 2021 The Daily Bonnet - All Rights Reserved