Sporadic Golfer Still Can’t Figure Out Why He Sucks At It
STEINBACH, MB Local accountant Ed W. Friesen took to the links for the first time this season and soon became frustrated
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Wonder Oil to be Added to Town Drinking Water
BLUMSTEIN, MB Decades after fluoride was controversially added to the drinking water of many English communities, the small town of
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Local Construction Crew Lasts Almost 20 Minutes Without a Vulgar Comment
MITCHELL, MB A local residential construction crew set a new Manitoba record this past week by lasting a full twenty
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Raw Onions 30% More Effective than Castor Oil to Prevent Swearing
TABER, AB A new study out of the University of Southern Alberta has shown that forcing rebellious Mennonites to eat large quantities
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A Glossary of Mennonite Profanity
Perhaps the most useful words and phrases to know in any language are those that express anger, excitement, or grief.
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Mennonite Grandma Washes Trump’s Mouth Out With Soap
WASHINGTON, DC Shocked by his “locker room talk,” Mennonite grandmother Maria Hildebrand, 78, took Presidential hopeful Donald Trump aside after
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Man Unleashes String of Profanity After Being Served Roll Kuchen Without Corn Syrup
HALBSTADT, MB Seniors at a church picnic this past Sunday had never heard such a sustained outburst of expletives as were
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