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Mrs. Friesen Confesses to Writing Anonymous Op-Ed

September 6, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

WASHINGTON, DC There has been much mystery and speculation surrounding the authorship of an anonymous editorial in the New York Times recently. The op-ed stated that someone was working “from the inside” to bring down […]

Mennonite Life

Dear Martha Reimer (Mennonite Advice Column)

January 16, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

Dear Martha Reimer, A while ago I went to the doctor to have my bunions checked and when I took off my brown nylons and felt his warm rough manly hands on my bunions, I […]

The Outside World

Letter to Small Town Paper Solves Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

February 28, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB After decades, perhaps centuries, of controversy, a few heated letters to the editor of a small town Manitoba newspaper were instrumental in finally solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict once and for all. “I can’t […]

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