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MADISON, WI On April 1, satirical websites around the world take a break from their regular schedule of posting sarcastic or

YARROW, BC After his 3-year-old daughter Andrea stormed into the bedroom while he was live on the BBC discussing Mennonite-Amish relations, local

Merry Christmas, everyone! We’ve created a fun quiz for you to play at your Christmas gatherings. Perhaps you’re a little

DAYTON, VA After just seventeen votes counted, CNN reports that Reverend Johan Wisler has a commanding lead for Presidency of

ANAHEIM, CA Tired of “his constant BS,” local Mennonite woman, Mary Penner, 75, of Anaheim, decided to submit her husband

NEW YORK, NY Following a $12 billion bid for the notorious news outlet, a group of pacifist Mennonite investors has successfully

STEINBACH, MB Residents of the big city of Winnipeg have always been baffled by the peculiarities of neighbouring Mennonite community