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Canadians Completely Shocked by the Existence of Winter

December 28, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

OTTAWA, ON Millions of Canadians from coast-to-coast were completely flummoxed this week as temperatures dropped to the same frigid Canadian winter temperatures as every other winter. Many took to social media to vent their disbelief. […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonites Go Crazy for New Cryptocurrency the ‘Plettcoin’

December 27, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LANDMARK, MB A new Mennonite cryptocurrency known as the plettcoin soared to record highs this past week before quickly plummeting to embarrassing lows. The plettcoin, once valued at close to $20,000, is now so useless […]

Quizzes

Quiz: Daily Bonnet or Real News (2017)

December 25, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

It’s time for our annual “Is it the Daily Bonnet or Real News?” quiz. Have you been paying attention? Sometimes the real news is just as crazy as the Daily Bonnet. Test your knowledge! (Real […]

The Outside World

Mennonites React to Arrival of Amish in Manitoba

November 9, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

VITA, MB While most of Manitoba’s Mennonites have long ago assimilated into the general population, the arrival of Amish in the province, has generated considerable discussion within the Manitoba Anabaptist community. We took to the […]

The Outside World

O.J. Simpson Flees Down L.A. Freeway in Mennonite Buggy

August 16, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LOS ANGELES, CA It was no white Ford Bronco this time. Just yesterday, former football and crime sensation OJ Simpson was spotted fleeing down the freeway in a Mennonite buggy, backing up traffic for miles […]

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