Mennonite Woman Discovers $1,000,000 in Deceased Grandma’s Margarine Containers
WALDHEIM, SK Area woman Rebecca Rempel was helping to clean up her recently deceased grandmother’s house, when she made a
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Area Couple Builds 6500 Square Foot ‘Tiny House’
NORTH KILDONAN, MB A local childfree couple has just finished construction on what experts are calling the largest tiny house
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Schmaunt Fat Prices Soar to Record Highs
NEW YORK, NY When the New York Stock Exchange ended trading on Monday, the price of schmaunt fat closed at
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Lemonade Stand Money Goes Directly to Dad
LA CRETE, AB Like all money generated by any member of the Wiens family, the income produced by Susie and
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Mennonite Politician Pushes for $0.15 Minimum Wage
TORONTO, ON Local Mennonite MPP Allan Schultz is calling for the Ontario government to set the minimum wage at 15
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Local Couple Not Nearly as Rich as Huge Wad of Canadian Tire Money Suggests
REGINA, SK Over the years, local couple Bert and Paula Siemens have accumulated a large stash of Canadian Tire money. However,
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United States Signs $110 Billion Weapons Deal with Random Guy on eBay
WASHINGTON, DC From tanks and planes, to missiles and atomic bombs, the United States Department of Defense recently made billions of
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Albertans Gladly ‘Render Unto Notley What is Notley’s’
EDMONTON, AB Three months after Alberta Premier Rachel Notley introduced a new carbon tax in the oil rich province, millions
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Local Restaurant Prefers Canoes to Mennonites
STEINBACH, MB A local home-style restaurant has started a new marketing strategy aimed at attracting a new kind of customer: canoes.
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Mennonite Man Pays Tithe in Chickens
BLUMENORT, MB Local farmer Peter Funk showed up to church this past Sunday with a pick-up truck of plucked and processed
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