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Mennonite Man Converts JWs at the Front Door

January 5, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

ALTONA, MB On a frosty winter morning, after a marathon theological discussion that lasted almost five hours, Mr. Peter Siemens of Altona successfully converted the Jehovah’s Witnesses at his front door. “I was still in […]

Food and Drink

Generous Mennonite Couple Sends Used Tea Bags to Missionaries

November 20, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LA CRETE, AB Local couple Peter and Sally Wiebe have amassed a collection of more than 20,000 used tea bags that they plan to send to needy missionaries around the world this holiday season. The […]

The Outside World

Mormon Missionaries Find Mennonite Town ‘Totally Confusing’

June 20, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LANDSKRON, MB After knocking on doors in Mennonite country for the past two years, a pair of Mormon missionaries just can’t figure out why they’re not making more progress. “It’s baffling. We’re likeable, friendly guys, with […]

Church

Missionaries Discover New Position

January 13, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

WINDHOEK, NAMIBIA Curtis and Patricia Bueckert, who left Manitoba more than twenty years ago to serve as Bible translators in Namibia, have shattered many an assumption about missionaries after announcing plans to try out an exciting new position while […]

Church

Winkler Church Raises Money to Send Missionaries to Morden

October 11, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

WINKLER, MB They may only be ten minutes apart by car, but the twin cities of Winkler and Morden are worlds apart when it comes to wild living and lite beer drinking. In order to […]

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