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Local Pastor ‘Fuming Mad’ He Wasn’t Invited to ‘First Ministers Meeting’

December 10, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

MONTREAL, QC A pastor of a small town Mennonite church was absolutely furious this week after he found out he did not get in invite to the First Ministers meeting in Montreal. “What, so the […]

Food and Drink

Italian Canadians Object to Trudeau’s New Carbonara Tax

October 29, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

TORONTO, ON There is growing opposition in Canada’s Italian population to the Trudeau government’s proposed ‘Carbonara Tax.’ According to experts, the new tax, will affect millions of Italians and lovers of Italian food across the […]

The Outside World

Canada Pays Off Entire Federal Debt One Day After Marijuana Legalization

October 18, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

OTTAWA, ON Less than 24 hours after cannabis became legal in Canada, the federal government announced they had made so much money in tax revenue from the sale of legal weed that they were able […]

The Outside World

NAFTA is No More: Leaders Sign Historic MCUSA Trade Agreement

October 3, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

WASHINGTON, DC The leaders of USA, Mexico, and Canada have renegotiated NAFTA this week and given the accord a new name, the Mexico-Canada-United-States-Agreement or MCUSA for short. The new name created some confusion as the […]

The Outside World

Saudi Arabia to Remove All Statues of Justin Trudeau

August 14, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA After an online Twitter war with the Canadian Prime Minister about human rights, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has made the decision to “immediately remove any and all statues of Justin Trudeau […]

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