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Mennonite Life

Andrew J. Bergman Reads Daily Bonnet Hate Mail

October 15, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

Over the past year and a half, it’s been really exciting to see the website grow and we really appreciate the support we received from our readers. I try to reply to most emails and […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Jokes Explained to Non-Mennonites

September 23, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

If you’ve ever ventured into a coffee shop or church lobby in Winkler, Altona, or Grunthal, you’ve probably heard the same five or six jokes told over and over again. For some reason, us Mennonites […]

The Outside World

Joke Crosses the Line Yet Again Today

September 7, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LINECASTER, PA During a recent stroll through Linecaster, Pennsylvania, Miss Caroline Yoder, a 31-year-old joke and local resident, boldly crossed a line, which had many of the townsfolk sorely upset. The town council immediately called a […]

Mennonite Life

Mennonite Man Discovers Humour

November 28, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB After years of dismissing absolutely everything as “just not funny,” local Mennonite man Herbert W. Klassen audibly laughed for the first time ever this week. The incident occurred after his grandson read out loud […]

Mennonite Life

All the Jokes in Plautdietsch Bible are Lost in Translation

July 17, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

CUAUHTEMOC, CHIHUAHUA, MEXICO With the complete Old and New Testament now successfully translated into the Plautdietsch language, outsiders are having difficulty catching all the jokes. “My oma and opa will read something from the Book of […]

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