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Ozzy Osbourne Signs Petition Against US Metal Tariffs

March 7, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

BEVERLY HILLS, CA Legendary English rocker Ozzy Osbourne added his name to a petition that seeks to end the Trump Administration’s proposed metal tariffs. The new law is intended to protect American metal such as […]

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Menno Simons Quote or Metal Lyrics?

November 2, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

Early Dutch Anabaptist leader Menno Simons wrote more than 1000 pages of theological writing. As Mennonites, we take our name from Menno Simons, but how many of us have actually read his writings? Perhaps some […]

Church

90% of Heavy Metal Bands Fronted by Pastors’ Sons

September 10, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

HARRISONBURG, VA A new study out of the University of Middle Harrisonburg reveals that the vast majority of heavy and/or death metal bands are fronted by the sons of pastors, frequently of the Mennonite or […]

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