Quiz: Daily Bonnet or Real News (2017)

It’s time for our annual “Is it the Daily Bonnet or Real News?” quiz. Have you been paying attention? Sometimes the real news is just as crazy as the Daily Bonnet. Test your knowledge! (Real news headlines taken from steinbachonline.com, pembinavalleyonline.com, and The Carillon.)

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Police Raid Home Suspected of Hosting Wild All-Night Tupperware Party

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No Major Injuries After Vehicle and Scooter Collision

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Intoxicated Individuals Keep Morden Police Busy

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Lightning Strike Destroys Internet at Jake Epp Library

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Lost Dog from Alberta Found in Steinbach

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Tim Hortons Introduces Full Line of Yerba Products

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Mennonite Couple Smashes 'Dragons Den' Record with Roll Kuchen Company

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Moose Believed to Have Left Steinbach

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Man Pepper Sprayed at Winkler Tim Hortons, Nearly Naked Man at 7-11

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Local Church Offers Pedicures During Foot Washing Service

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Mennonite Man Excommunicated for Switching to John Deere

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Zwaagstra Keen to Control Mosquitos

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Afternoon Power Outage Results in Three Pregnancies

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Horseshoes-Related Injuries Soar in 2017

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Farm Truck Caught on Power Lines

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Fire Fighters Respond to Downed Line Behind Chicken Chef

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Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo

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Morden Brawl Injures Staff, Suspect Banned from Restaurant

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Mennonite Woman Scores Big on 'Wheel of Fortune'

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Winkler Sunday School Holds Bake Sale to Purchase Bikes for Pastors

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Quiz: Real News or Daily Bonnet Article (2017)
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Better luck next year!
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We shall never speak of this again....

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