It’s the 2018 Daily Bonnet Quiz!

By now the Daily Bonnet quiz is a well-established Mennonite Christmas tradition like gospel tracts in the stockings and past-their-prime oranges in the tutyas. So, let’s see how you did this year. All you have to do is identify which of the following headlines were from real news sources! Challenge your frintschoft at the gathering today!

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Wandering Squirrel Causes 14 Steinbach Homes to Lose Power

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Mennonite Man Beached on the Shores of Lake Winnipeg

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Hipsters Flock to Rural Manitoba to Take Selfies with Knackzoat

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Millions of Homeless Canadian Refugees Flock to US Border After Heatwave Melts Igloos

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Dump Truck Error Cuts Power to 4,500 Manitoba Homes

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Woman Rescues Pig in Steinbach

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Mennonites Compete to See Who Can Cook the Blandest Least Spicy Chili

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Gary Dyck to Replace Barry Dyck as Mennonite Museum Director

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Website Celebrates Overlooked Elements of Mennonite Life

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Top Local Chefs to Stage Fancy Dinner on Frozen Blumenort Lagoon

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Stanley Cup Winner Celebrates With Summa Borscht

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Heintje to Perform at Faspa this Sunday

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Cat Noir Denied Niverville High School Honours

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Tim Hortons Popularity Causing Traffic Issues in Winkler

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Diddy Lived With the Amish and Milked Cows as a Child

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Mennonite Church Awarded their Very Own Chicken Chef Franchise

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Henderson, Nebraska Officially Declared the 'Middle of Nowhere'

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Oregon School Drops 'Mennonite' From Name

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CBC Bans Popular Plautdietsch Christmas Song ‘Frü, Daut es Kold Büte!’

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Canada Pays Off Entire Federal Debt One Day After Marijuana Legalization

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The 2018 Daily Bonnet Quiz!
Oba, yo, you know your news, yet!
Holem de gruel, you're pretty good with the news!
Jauma, pay better attention next year yet for sure!
Dietschlaund, you can do better next year!

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(Real news items from: Mennonite World Review, Steinbachonline.com, Pembinavalleyonline.com, The Carillon, BBC).

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