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‘Attila the Hun was Born Again’ Claims James Dobson

June 28, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO Noted evangelical psychologist and Focus on the Family founder Dr. James Dobson reports he’s pretty sure that feared fifth century tyrant Attila the Hun was a devout Christian the whole time he was pillaging and ransacking […]

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Televangelist Predicts the Winnipeg Blue Bombers to Win the 2016 Grey Cup

June 24, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

ROLLAND HILLS, MI Crackpot television prophet Dr. Jack von Empel has recently predicted that the lowly Winnipeg Blue Bombers, who play their home opener today, will win the Grey Cup in 2016. “I really like what […]

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Hardworking Family of Russian Mennonites Offers to Replace UK in the European Union

June 23, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

LONDON, UK Today is a historic day as British voters will decide whether or not the United Kingdom will remain part of the European Union. Polls suggest the vote will be tight and, in the […]

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NHL Announces Expansion to Tiny Mennonite Village

June 22, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

NEUBERGTHAL, MB Commissioner Gary Bettman was in southern Manitoba on Wednesday to announce the expansion of the NHL to Las Vegas, Nevada and also to the tiny Mennonite village of Neubergthal, just south of Altona. […]

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Kermit the Frog Weighs in on Steinbach Pride Controversy

June 21, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

ST. PIERRE-JOLYS, MB This July, Manitoba’s third largest city will host its first ever Pride march, which has presented the ultimate catch-22 for any southern Manitoba politician: show up at the Pride walk and be […]

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