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Area Woman Still Can’t Tell the Difference Between Mennonites and Hutterites

August 3, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB After living in southern Manitoba for more than two decades, Samantha Williams, originally from Saskatoon, still can’t tell the difference between the various Anabaptist denominations. “There’s the Mennonites – I think they’re the […]

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Pastor’s Wife Plagiarizes Michelle Obama

July 25, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

NEWTON, KS A well-meaning pastor’s wife from Newton has come under fire recently for unintentionally plagiarizing a speech by First Lady Michelle Obama. While politely conversing at a women’s quilting bee this past week, Melanie Dunkel, […]

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Quentin Tarantino to Direct Bloodiest Mennonite Film Ever

July 19, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

HOLLYWOOD, CA Controversial film-maker Quentin Tarantino is in southern Manitoba this week scouting locations for his newest blockbuster Dueck Unchained. “I’ve always been fascinated by Mennonites,” said Tarantino. “One of the extras on Kill Bill […]

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Chinese Government Calls for Strict 12-Child Policy on Mennonites

July 16, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

BEIJING, CHINA Delegates from People’s Republic of China spoke before the United Nations this week asking the global community to agree to a strict cap on Mennonite families of 12 children each. “Everyone needs to do their […]

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‘Seinfeld’ Re-runs Totally Confuse Local Mennonite Man

July 14, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

KLEEFELD, MB Neophyte television-watcher Abe R. Dyck of Kleefeld became completely disoriented this past week while binge-watching episodes of hit 90’s TV show ‘Seinfeld’ at his nephew’s home. “He’d never heard of the show before,” […]

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