Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo
KITCHENER-WATERLOO, ON Residents of Kitchener-Waterloo were shocked to discover a four-metre concrete wall dividing the twin cities when they woke up this morning. The ‘Kitchener-Waterloo […]
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Hundreds of Illegal Migrants Cross Canadian Border on Segways
CORNWALL, ON According to reliable reports, border towns across Canada have been facing a mass influx of Segway drivers in recent months. As a result, […]
Top Ten Celebrity Tweets About Mennonites
From Kim Kardashian to Justin Trudeau and everyone in between, the Daily Bonnet has scoured the web to find the most shocking, thought-provoking, or outrageous […]
Hutterite Colony Selected as New Amazon Headquarters
RIDGE STREAM COLONY, AB After months of meticulous research, Amazon has made it’s decision. The online shopping giant announced today that their new headquarters will […]
Mennonite Man Claims to be Illegitimate Son of Prince Charles, Rightful Heir to the Throne
LONDON, UK In an historic trial that could change the landscape of the British monarchy, the Supreme Court of England is set to rule this […]