McCartney Cancels Show in Mennonite Town Over Lack of Vegetarian Options
STEINBACH, MB Legendary musician and notorious veggie-lover Paul McCartney has decided to cancel his upcoming summer concert in Steinbach, citing
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JK Rowling Releases Mennonite Harry Potter Book ‘Without All the Magic’
LONDON, UK In an effort to make her books more appealing to a wider audience, best-selling author J.K. Rowling is
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Trudeau Insists Kill-Shot is ‘Merely a Flesh Wound’
OTTAWA, ON Days after a Canadian sniper set a world record by killing an Iraqi man from a really frickin’
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Guy Fieri Quits Show After Discovering Mennonite Food
LAS VEGAS, NV Frost-tipped Food Network star Guy Fieri has decided to quit his popular ‘Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives’ show
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10 Famous People You Didn’t Know Were Mennonite
We all know the famous Mennonites like Olympian Cindy Klassen, Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall, and Kleine Gemeinde founder Klaas Reimer,
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Canadian Football League to Add Third Team Named ‘Rough Riders’
SASKATOON, SK In an effort to expand their appeal in central Saskatchewan, the Canadian Football League recently announced expansion to
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Mormon Missionaries Find Mennonite Town ‘Totally Confusing’
LANDSKRON, MB After knocking on doors in Mennonite country for the past two years, a pair of Mormon missionaries just can’t
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Tom Cochrane Will Attempt to Get Mennonites to Sing Along to Rock Songs Tonight
STEINBACH, MB Canadian rock icon Tom Cochrane will attempt to defy the laws of nature in Steinbach tonight by getting
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Menno Simons Deleted from Cover of ‘Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’
LIVERPOOL, UK 50 years ago today, the Beatles revolutionized popular music with the release of ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.’
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President Trump Now Tweeting in Fluent Low German
WASHINGTON, DC Linguists and political pundits alike were baffled by a late-night possibly-drunken tweet by Donald Trump that seemed to contain a
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