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A Closet-Drinker’s Guide to the Mennonite Treasury Cookbook

December 15, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

The Mennonite Treasury Cookbook is a veritable bounty of classic Mennonite recipes. However, until now Mennonites were left completely on their own when determining what beverage to closet-drink with their chosen dish. Thanks to extensive testing […]

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Young Man Comes Out as Vegetarian

November 27, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

EDENTHAL, MB Apart from a few pickled items, consumption of vegetables has never been a high priority within Mennonite culinary tradition, so when Abram and Kathy Giesbrecht’s son Justin came out as a vegetarian, the family […]

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Mennonite Pastor Pardons Thanksgiving Farmer Sausage

November 24, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN By now it’s an annual tradition. When the President pardons a Thanksgiving turkey at the White House, thus sparing it from certain death, a Mennonite pastor in small town Minnesota also pardons […]

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Mennonite Man Sues Beer Company for ‘False Advertising’

November 13, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

HOFFNUNGSFELD, MB After being inspired by countless commercials for ‘lite refreshing beer’ during Winnipeg Blue Bomber rain delays, local man Henry Froese decided to sample the product for the first time, but was sorely disappointed with […]

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Mennonite Lady Accused of Hoarding Prized Hutterite Chickens

October 30, 2016 Andrew J. Bergman

LINDEN, AB Local home cook Mrs. Margaret Martens of Linden arrived early in the morning the day after butchering day to buy up as many chickens as she could from the area Hutterite colony. Martens […]

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