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Day: March 23, 2018

Food and Drink

Rhubarb-Flavoured Vaping All the Rage in Mennonite Country

March 23, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

WINKLER, MB Mennonites across the Pembina Valley have been swapping out their cigarettes and yerba tea for rhubarb-flavoured e-cigarettes. Health officials, however, worry the trend might catch on with non-smokers as well. “Oba, when they […]

Food and Drink

Wild Night Ensues After Mennonite Woman Spikes Schoofly Pie

March 23, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

LANCASTER, PA Mrs. Miller’s rum-soaked schoofly pie was a big hit at the church coffee and dessert event this past Sunday, as Mennonite seniors went back for seconds, thirds, and, in some cases, even fourths. […]

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