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Day: March 17, 2018

Food and Drink

5 Alcoholic Beverages You Can Easily Sneak Past the Elders

March 17, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

Mennonite elders aren’t usually too keen on drinking, and even though they’ve got no Scripture to back it up, they punish offenders very severely for even the slightest infraction. For example, just last week, Mrs. […]

The Outside World

Area Man Manages to Keep Windshield Clean for a Record Five Minutes

March 17, 2018 Andrew J. Bergman

GIMLI, MB Local man Olaf Einarrson, 47, of Gimli, managed to keep the windshield of his Honda Odyssey relatively clean for almost a full five minutes this morning. Although not officially confirmed, many are saying […]

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