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Day: October 16, 2017

Mennonite Life

Rules for Dating My Mennonite Daughter

October 16, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

BY: MR. HAROLD DYCK Well, I see you’ve got eyes for my daughter Sarah. Mrs. Dyck says she saw you looking across into the women’s section last Sunday and she told me after church, “Harold, […]

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