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Month: February 2017

The Outside World

Mennonite Woman Wins Lifetime Achievement Oscar

February 27, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

LOS ANGELES, CA Mennonite woman Deborah Kehler of Bergfeld, Manitoba was awarded the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Oscars last night for “more than 70 years of putting a smile on her face and pretending that everything is just […]

The Outside World

Public Uproar As Thousands of Refugees Descend on Western Canada

February 22, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

WINNIPEG, MB Newspapers throughout Western Canada have published editorials and letters in strong opposition to the wave of refugees who desire to come into Canada. Here are a few things that people have said: “We […]

Church

Fists Fly After Loewen Family Sits in Penner Family Pew

February 21, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

STEINBACH, MB Fifteen members of the Loewen family and twenty-three Penners were hospitalized this past week after a brawl broke out at the local Mennonite church. The brawl seems to have been initiated after four […]

Mennonite Life

Harry Dyck Considers Name Change

February 18, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

SCHONTAL, MB After years on the farm without a care in the world, retired dairy farmer, Mr. Harry A. Dyck of the Schonthal area, is now seriously considering a name change. “My friends are giving me mixed […]

Food and Drink

Ten Epic Mennonite Dishes We Wish Were Real

February 16, 2017 Andrew J. Bergman

For the most part, Mennonite cuisine, like the people who cook it, remains rather slow to change. While some variations on classic recipes have been attempted (such as MJ’s Mennonite poutine), for the most part […]

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